February 2012
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It is armageddon outside. Apparently, a huge snow storm was to arrive & no one knew about it until lo & beholdddddddd… It is legitimately too heavy of a grey outside for people to see anything in the distance. In a way, it actually looks pretty & calming. Even though it looks like the fallout of a war.
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throwback thursdayy wuut
Copy and paste it into Google.
mstorytime:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.2, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -5 to 5
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Lesson in Life: A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke.Everybody laughs like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again. This time, less people laughed. He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said: “You can’t laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and...
Just made spam musubi with bacon and sriracha
rrryan:
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Ass Grabber
My cousins status on fb: "SIGHHH, my brother just tried to grab his phone with his BUTT?!?! Why am I related to himmm..."
me: *like status
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Mals: pickin up stuff witcho butt
Me: hahahahha, thats so funnnny
Mals: have u ever tried it be honest.lol i will tell u that i have....
Me: no i haven't. weirdo.omg.wtf
Mals: LOL im jst bein realllzzzz
izrail asked: No, that's all Nik. My weakness is strawberry kiwi snapple.
izrail asked: Cats and bourbon chicken. You're welcome.
polarity-shift asked: Cats are one of my weaknesses.
Anonymous asked: girl come with me to prom
Let's be civil.
…What the FUCK is wrong w/you.
My teacher gave me a damn C on my essay because the extraneous side wasn’t taken off. You know, the little ruffles on the left side that’s still attached after you rip it out from a notebook. Well yeah. A letter grade of C just because I failed to take it off.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. I am pissed.
